Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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