Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
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She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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