Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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