you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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