if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
When are your genitals available?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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