who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
