fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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