He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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