I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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