Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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