So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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