so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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