I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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