I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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