So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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