and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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