hotel room ftw
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am one with the molecules
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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