My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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