new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had me at cake vodka
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize