I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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