hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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