do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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