I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
