I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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