there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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