Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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