As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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