dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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