real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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