The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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