Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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