You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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