Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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