I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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