it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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