Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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