i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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