I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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