just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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