It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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