I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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