I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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