wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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