How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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