Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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