Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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