jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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