I puked a lego.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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