there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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