How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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