took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Banned from zoo.
Again?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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