His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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