Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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