the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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