It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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