Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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